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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Why would I want a panda express in my bed?

[–] Catnipchewer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

My bed could maybe fit one panda. A whole express train of pandas has potential to cause structural damage to my bed and potentially the surrounding area. This doesnt account for the financial damage for the renovations that laying railroad track on top of my bed would incur.

[–] lemonwood@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago