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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 5 hours ago

2026: "My LLM is female and conscious."

2016: "My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan"