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submitted 5 hours ago by exu@feditown.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 33 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Hey, at least this one won’t become a murderer when the relationship breaks apart.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Well he might according to his own perception.

What happens if you delete your AI that you (and only you) think it's conscious? Is it murder even if the rest of the world says it's not?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Just wait until it learns to hack and socially manipulate