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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[โ€“] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.

[โ€“] Ooops@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago

I am so terrified of a future where people ~~have~~ hallucinate their own perfect AI companions and no longer understand that they need any actual human friends.