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[โ€“] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Privacy-First: No cameras required - uses WiFi signals for pose detection

That's not how privacy works.

[โ€“] Avicenna@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We won't film you having sex, we will just know that you are having sex, at what time and whether if on the bed or on the kitchen counter. Oh and we can also map the positions you prefer but that is fine.