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Anon makes a wish (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 70 points 5 days ago (10 children)

My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we're both married with kids and never speak at all

[–] anonklay@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

why is it weird? I do that too.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because you're weird

[–] anonklay@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because you’re weird

i learn nothing from this

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

You weren't supposed to because it's a joke.

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