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Anon reads Into the Wild (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago

By being a fucking moron. He was out of food and weak, and by the time a thought sparked in his brain, the small stream he crossed on his way there was a big river, because of snow melt.

Anyone on a trail would know that, because they're not fucking morons. Except for dumb entitled Chris who thought nature would just provide and that solo survival would be easy.