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When women have a crush on men (lemmus.org)

submitted 3 days ago by realitista@lemmus.org to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] espentan@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I was at some fast food joint with a buddy and his girlfriend, and after ordering my friend's girlfriend told me the cashier was so flirting with me.

Me and my friend: What? She was? How so?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago

Nah I don't trust it, she was just being nice cuz it's her job

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago

I used to own a retail shop, and I had one young woman assistant who had a sixth sense about those things. I'd wait on a customer, and after they left, my assistant would say"Wow, she really had the hots for you," and I'd always be like WTF are you talking about?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago

Your buddies girl was the one flirting with you.