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[โ€“] w24@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I guess the teachers will just have to make educated guesses based on which students they presume will end up strung out, and then have only those kids practice the introductions.

(But, for real, I've encountered this shit in numerous workplaces)

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 51 minutes ago

Yeah, and the people who do it in social situations are usually corporate drones.