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[–] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

Who we're looking for who:

  • Is rich (at least $100 mil)
  • Is implausibly rich considering his skills and career history
  • Is very well connected among the rich
  • Nobody wants to be publicly photographed with (Re: The mistakes they made with Epstein)
  • Definitely has a private jet
  • Lives close to were rich people tend to gather (New Zealand?)
  • Keeps a low profile

If we're going to find this guy, the first thing we need to do is figure out where all the world's billionaires are hanging out.