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submitted 9 hours ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I use arch btw

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[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

People walk around smashing themselves in the dick with a hammer, complain about the dick-smashing hammer, and lament the future dick-smashing hammer update, and the moment someone says, "Hey, have you tried these non-dick-smashing, hammer-free pants?" And they say, "Hahaha, do you also do CrossFit?"

This joke is stolen valor, I only just swapped to Linux like two days ago and I haven't had the opportunity to blurt it out to people yet.

[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

as a long time linux user, nobody wants to try it unless they’re interested in programming or some highly technical thing….
and really that’s where windows wins.