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submitted 9 hours ago by calango@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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I use arch btw

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[–] ozymandias@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

except it’s an unearned stereotype pushed by the corporations that lose money from people quitting meat and windows

i could tell you a lot of jokes based on stereotypes but i don’t want to spread fud.
also, i’ve never heard a single person talk about crossfit ever, but if they do, it’s probably because they enjoy it and want to tell you about things they have benefited from because they want you to be healthy and happier… not to gloat or whatever