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Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills (lemmy.ml)
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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

For real. I type like a boomer, but I never had any problems at uni or work (as a developer). It's not about how fast you're typing but what you're typing. And any good developer generally spends more time thinking or testing than typing.

Bur bad managers can't accept this, they need dumb metrics like typing speed, added lines of code, useless certificates, etc