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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon stops showering (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

You don't need to shampoo your hair of course. Nature never provided us with a shampoo but you'll have nicer hair if you do.

It's the same for bathing obviously you don't have to do it, in the past everyone just spelled really bad. Not bathing isn't some magical cure for warts, and it absolutely is necessary for common decency's sake.