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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is that mindset lazy?

Are you really asking how it's lazy to pass unoptimized code to a customer and make their hardware do all the work for you because optimization was too costly?? Like I get that you are in an Enterprise space, but this mentality is very prevalent and is why computers from today don't feel that much faster software wise than they did 10 years ago. The faster hardware gets, the lazier devs can be because why optimize when they've got all those cycles and RAM available?

And this isn't a different at you, that's software development in general, and I don't see it getting any better.

[–] racemaniac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not just software development, it's everywhere. Devices are cheap, people are expensive. So it's not lazy, he's being asked to put his expensive time into efforts the customer actually wants to pay for. If having him optimize the code further costs way more than buying a better computer, it doesn't make sense economically for him to waste his time on that.

Is that yet another example of how the economy has strange incentives? For sure, but that doesn't make him lazy.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I never called them lazy, I stated that the mentality is lazy, which it is. Whether or not that laziness is profit driven, it still comes down to not wanting to put forth the effort to make a product that runs better.

Systemic laziness as profit generation is still laziness. We're just excusing it with cost and shit, and if everyone is lazy, then no one is.

If cost is a justification for this kind of laziness, it also justifies slop code development. After all, it's cheaper that way, right?

[–] racemaniac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't he only be lazy if he's not doing anything else more productive instead?

He gets payed to do a specific job, and does it the best way possible given the constraints. I don't see how you find lazyness in that.

The customer simply isn't willing to pay the extra time for it to be optimized, and he ain't doing it for free.

I don't know which job you do, but do you spend a lot of voluntary overtime just to do things the customer isn't even asking or paying for just because you think it's better?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't he only be lazy if he's not doing anything else more productive instead?

Of course not. It's rather easy to see how one can choose to be lazy and not do hard work while being "productive" doing easier tasks. But this isn't about the dev, it's about the culture.

He gets payed to do a specific job,

Again, stop thinking I'm calling the dev lazy, you're completely missing my point.

and does it the best way possible given the constraints. I don't see how you find lazyness in that.

This is the laziness. The constraints imposed by management to get new features out the door at the expense of making their existing features work better is a hallmark of the current development era.

I'm not even going to respond to the last bit because it's entirely irrelevant to (and completely misunderstands) the point I'm making.

[–] racemaniac@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can you then give me your definition of "lazyness" The dictionary just gives me "the quality of being unwilling to work or use energy; idleness."

And i don't see it anywhere in this situation. They're asked to do a job a certain way (or for management, to make sure it happens in a certain way), and they do that to the best of their ability.

Could they do it better from an performance/software engineering standpoint if they had infinite time/budget? for sure. But that's not the world we live in.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

And i don't see it anywhere in this situation. They're asked to do a job a certain way (or for management, to make sure it happens in a certain way), and they do that to the best of their ability.

Nah, I'm sick of trying to get you to understand that it's not the person I'm talking about, but the mentality of management through the whole process. I don't know if you're just not reading the words I write or what, but I'm not willing to keep repeating the same point to a wall

[–] G_M0N3Y_2503@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

In a way I understand him, the culture is too one sided in its values. There isn't a balance or a good middle ground. If you appreciate irony, it's too optimised for "features". For which I generally agree. So the people upholding these values are too lazy to find the balance.

As an aside, every Dev I know would love to endlessly iterate and improve a single thing. So I understand finding that balance isn't easy either.