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Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma's house (6 hour drive from home).
Bahahahahaha
To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.
This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight
How do you get it home?
It's vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase
So you betting the vacuum sealer, or a vacuum cleaner in vacation?
It stays with the family I was visiting of course
No silly it stays in the bag, duh 🙄
Ahh so it’s just to get the kid into the car.
Somehow this didn’t occur to me.
I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.
I don't know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you