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The baldies will always be superior to the shavies. They know who they are and do not need to "craft" themselves by looking like Mister Clean. Hunter S. Thompson knew.
Hey now, I'd consider shavies as just closeted baldies lol. Just give them time.
I wish. I'm in my 40s and the hair hasn't thinned a bit, I vastly prefer a shaved head, and my hair grows stupidly fast.
I'm sure someone wishes they could trade follicles with you lol
I seriously grow hair like 3-4 times faster than anyone else in my family. I can shave my head and then have bangs giving my eyes in like 2 months.
On the plus side, I can go from clean-shaven to a decent-enough beard in under a week. On the downside, if I do shave my beard in the morning, it looks like it forgot to shave by the time I leave work.
Might as well remove all the hair if ~90% of it is missing anyway. Or similarly, do something like my dad, who gets his hair cut really short so the bald spot is visible, but doesn't look weird.