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Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don't have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
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lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol...i'm just glad i hadn't yet heard of their practice called soaking back then