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[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I don't have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] imacatnotaman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

lol...i'm just glad i hadn't yet heard of their practice called soaking back then