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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 119 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

Oh yeah, that’s the new hexadecimal IPV8

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

IPv4 was easy to remember. IPv6 made it very hard. This implies that IPv8 has to be base64 encoded.

[–] mergingapples@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Hello, I am apparently an idiot. What is wrong with that IP address that people can tell it's an immediate phishing scam?

[–] Turious@leaf.dance 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

IP addresses can't have segment numbers going over 255.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, IPv4 addresses use four bytes. Those four bytes are represented as four decimal numbers, separated by dots. And a byte can only represent the decimal values 0–255.

[–] dracs@programming.dev 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

I try to avoid "this" style comments, but I genuinely don't know how else to respond to this one. It was hilarious. I literally (by which I actually mean "literally") laughed out loud.

[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

wait what? I feel like I am left behind in the tech. I only know about ipv4 and ipv6 😭😭😭

[–] tyler@programming.dev 42 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They’re making a joke. The numbers in the IP are way too high for v4, but the format isn’t v6, so it’s a “new range” of v8.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

In the drawer right next to IPv5

[–] teddypolice@feddit.org 7 points 9 hours ago

at 192.512.512.10.0/42.