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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 63 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.

Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why would the lawmakers make a law against themselves making a lot of money

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Referendums. Or riots. You know, whatever people are feeling.

[–] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

The people who didn't roit after finding out the president and his billionaire friends have been raping and eating their children would riot for this?

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[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!