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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I once had a support call where I told the customer to click the Start button and they didn't know what it was. I clarified by saying that it was the button in the corner of the screen. They did it and then said that their entire screen turned black.

Apparently they'd pushed the power button on their monitor.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 points 3 minutes ago

To the guy a few weeks ago that said I wasn't being fair to users not reading error messages and comparing it to a doctor reading your charts. Read this fucking thread.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

When I was young, older people thought the monitor was the computer and had no idea there was a chassi under the desk connected to it. :)

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

When I was young people thought the keyboard was the computer. And they were right.