Greentext

7992 readers

888 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

591

Anon owns nothing and is unhappy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

125 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] toad@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's way better than "you will have a big car, a big house, an fat wife and a dog "

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

oh no, not home ownership and pets

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

and food security

[–] toad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmao you think that's happiness? Owning stuff?

I pity you

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it fucking beats not having control over my home fucking environment

[–] toad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

Yes that must be why boomers are so well adjusted and happy in life

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hell, Kristi, did you get so bored after being fired that you found the fediverse?

[–] toad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago