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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon owns nothing and is unhappy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The future of PC gaming is the community support of vintage games that you loved.

The future of consoles is amatuer AI taxidermy remakes of your childhood memories. A distorted uncanny-valley resemblence of a game you once held dear, stuffed to the brim with synthetic fluff and hung on a generic skeleton twisted and bent to roughly resemble a once vibrant and living thing.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The console wars are over. Xbox is being spun down.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Xbox is going to be a subscription game console service, like stadia was.

Microsoft is going to use the "free" compute cycles when their AI slopcenters aren't at full utilization to run Xbox games.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

SO RIGHt

Also with microtransactions

[–] ninth_plane@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I wish I had more than one upvote for this.