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Seriously, just stop (or use Linux) (media.piefed.zip)
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[–] Aatube@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

STOP DOING "STOP DOING MATH" BUT ACTUALLY WANTING TO STOP THE DOING

  • TEMPLATE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY STOP DOING MATH
  • YEARS OF SNOWCLONING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for "greaphic desgni is my PASSION:"
  • Wanted to play satire straight anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “FORREST GUMP”
  • “Yes please give me pictures of BAD TEXT on backgrounds. Please give me BADDIES of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Memers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the imgurs & reddits we built for them:

STOP DOING 'STOP DOING "STOP DOING MATH" BUT ACTUALLY WANTING TO STOP THE DOING' SINCE IT WANTS TO STOP THE DOING

They have played us for absolute fools