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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

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Still going strong after 1 year of use (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Reiny@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was a Rainbow Vacuum salesman until my sleazy manager said he would accompany me to ensure that I closed my first sale, to my grandmother. My internal filter suddenly flicked off and I found myself spewing, "You are the most disgusting human being I've ever met, and every part of you that isn't scum makes you seem dangerously aggressive. I can't let you meet my grandmother, she'd never be able to look me in the eye again. In fact, I don't even know why I'm here. My grandmother would be so disappointed in me if she knew I were associated with you. Good luck scamming someone else, I quit." And then I walked out.

Dude didn't even seem phased by all this. He looked like people told him this shit every day.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

Then the manager clapped