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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 46 points 2 days ago (7 children)

It’s not sequel. It’s squirrel.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Skill. Then you can reply to any database problems your coworkers bring up with "sounds like a skill issue to me".

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Confusing because there is a DB client called SQuirreL.

But also relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1989/

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh my genitals / giantess! 😳

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

May genitals have mercy on us...

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

That must be the part where the giantess comes in? 😜

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We pronounce it ancient.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

sometimes its fun to stress wrong letters, like throwing out “ess-Kwall” or “seh-Kwall”