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The clerk says, "certainly sir, will this be cash or card?"

The duck says, "put it on my bill"

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[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

”So sorry, sir... We only have grapes."