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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That would explain why it's only American to I've ever heard referred to it like that. Every European developer I've ever heard referred to it as always called it SQL as would I.

Other DNS is definitely Dennis from now on.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I too am going to call DNS 'Dennis' from now on, lol.

Yeah I've had some discussions over time with the whole SQL vs Sequel thing, and what I realized was that...

Well basically, I learned 'Sequel' from a bunch of old timers in the Seattle area.

The kind of people who had been writing COBOL since they got back from Vietnam, people who'd actually worked at IBM, still acted like Microsoft was an 'upstart', people who'd just offhand tell me about the one time they got 'deployed' to Saudi Arabia to flash a compromised BIOS onto hardware destined to be used in Saddam's air defense network, prior to the Gulf War.

So, they actually literally were there back when SEQUEL was invented.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I too am going to call DNS 'Dennis' from now on, lol.

I want to do this because I'm sure it's going to tick someone off.

Did you update the Dennis records?

Have you checked if it can reach the Dennis server?

I love it!

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whole internet running on the Dennis system, go figure.

Because of the implication

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Well... the .gov domains are currently run by an orange god emperor... so... pretty close.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Also, just a plethora of potential Dennis the Menace jokes.