Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The clerk says, "certainly sir, will this be cash or card?"

The duck says, "put it on my bill"

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[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Pharmacist asked if the duck had a prescription but the duck said he refused to go see some quack !