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Here's a quick translation of the spell I cast on it, it's a curse of rotting. I left out the most secret part and I won't reveal the actual ritual either, but the curse itself should tell what it contained. Next I'm going to bury the effigy in it's coffin in the old graveyard after the sun sets, to finish the curse.
Now, do I believe in this stuff? Well, no. This is more of a play for me, to keep some magic in the world, and old traditions alive. Or maybe I'm lying, and just covering my tracks so nobody can blame me of anything. Who knows, the internet is full of weirdos. But hey we all have our ways to deal with all of this shit, some get drunk, others turn to witchcraft
Women oozing hate, rancid men,
half-wit enablers, genociders,
filthy rich acting like pigs, those that have raped even children,
every greedy fucker that's robbing the eco-sphere;
(I command) meat melt away, guts rot,
(become) full of pus heads mean and stupid,
gnaw those bones, bad cancer,
every one of you fascists, putrefy alive;
in behalf of the weakest, I become hateful,
I curse with blood, I curse with iron,
I curse with spit and salt,
I cover (them) with ash too,
like this, cruelly in revenge I chastise the ones destroying(/shitting on) the world.
Oh, and if someone happens to be interested in the actual history, frog coffins were a real thing in Finnish folklore, though they were usually good luck charms. You'd bury them under the church floor, the closer the altar, the better. I also used juniper wood, which was considered the most pure and beautiful wood, so I'm taking creative liberties here! But the people of old are gone and forgotten, and so is their magic. I'd say magic is meant to change and grow as people do anyway, so if I can borrow even a bit from the old to create new, I think that's enough to keep the spirit of it.
And a lot of the magic was indeed used for curses, so I'm keeping that tradition alive for sure