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[–] Cardinal-Rule@kbin.earth 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Same thing with eating outside. I could be indoors with air conditioning and not squinting my eyes while shooing away flies, but some normie in my party wanted to eat outside because "it's nice out." Meanwhile my napkins are blowing off the table that I need to dab away the sweat dripping down my face. What a great idea!

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Location, weather and time is key when eating outside. Have eaten many a meal outside without issue and I prefer it to inside when the three align.

[–] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Wasps. Fuck wasps.

If not for wasps, my family would eat outside most of the summer. As it is, it's either wasps writing 3 minutes of bringing food outside, or a wind strong enough to blow the wasps and our food away.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago

On second thought, let's not go outside. 'Tis a silly place.