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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Don't fall asleep.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Did you just mix up Michael Myers, Candyman, and the Blair Witch?

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i use the keyboard nipple myself

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

haha I always heard of that being referred to as the "clit" :D But haven't used one in 20 years or so, I don't see them on modern laptops.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

the think pads still have an

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Hell yeah another clit stick user, there are dozens of us!