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Anon doesn't want to be fixed (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Ooh also if protagonist is a girl they HAVE to become conventionally attractive. Even tho they are already a literal actress.

[–] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s ok, though. All she has to do is take off her glasses and let her hair down.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget ditching the coveralls for some clothes from Old Navy

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/CXYlv-z_xHQ

"She's got glasses and a ponytail. Look, she's got paint on her overalls, there's no way she could be prom queen"

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

We just call this a 'glow up' these days.

Dark Academia flavored glow up?

Cottage Core?

(Has that one just fully turned into 'TradWife' yet?)

GothAltEmoPunk?

(Because Gen Z apparently can't figure out the difference between these things, because they sorta look the same, and personalities don't exist, only aesthetics do.)

MomJeans Core?

(JFC, I made that up as a joke, apparently 'MomCore' actually is a thing... as are 'Momiforms' ... smdh...)