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Moms are binary. There are only clean and dirty clothes. Kids are ternary: clean, usable and dirty.
Once my son hit 14 …. It just became “his laundry” instead of clean or dirty.
come again?
Yes.
Because it’s covered in come, again.
Jizzuz!