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You're not the target audience so shut the fuck up for this post
Next time I’ll lobotomize myself and come here clutching my pearls so I can be just like you
I eat your Paisley am already lobotomized and can't clutch my pearls as the lobotomy removed my ability to use my hands and am now two broken hands.