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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wouldnt a superearth have a much higher gravity, which humans cant survive anyways,

[–] X@piefed.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they’re talking about Super Earth, a fictional polity, and not a super-Earth, a type of exoplanet

it can be two things. Can you imagine how dense their gyro would be? like, so much beefy lamby tzatzikiy goodness spinning around freely in three axes?

Nonononono, it just produces superstrong superhumans…