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This falls apart when you consider Sydney Sweeney.
Breaking news: women aren't a monolith.
I would beg to differ as my mom is a monument and my wife is an obelisk.
Were you written by NK Jemisin or Cory Doctorow?
Does your wife gain X0.2 mult for every hand played that is not your most played hand?
That's a pretty fucking personal question.
Who is the Asterisk in this situation?
Am I out of the loop here?
conservative-ish celeb face who isn't afraid to show her tits
I read that MAGA is turning on here and people have started "transvestigating" her. Which is hilarious.
Transvestigations are never funny.
they are when they are on someone who's been leading them. I'd love to see one on Jo Rowling
it's not the transvestigation that's the funny bit it's the ironing there, but you get it right
Same energy as wishing conservatives were being tortured in the ICE concentration camps.
It might feel good in the moment, but none of this is good for anyone. Not even those dumb enough to wish it on their enemies.
wishing that the people who are harming people harm themselves is not good... go ahead and keep your ideological purity dude.
No one should be forced to be in concentration camps and tortured and raped. No one should be transvestigated either.
I don't give a fuck if it's the biggest Trump supporter in the world.
Wishing that kind of evil on people makes us just as evil as them.
welcome to how the social contract works.
That's worked out real well for us so far, hasn't it?
let me just explain very briefly. trigger warning fuck you
i have literally been tortured. while my organs were splayed across the room, while i was awake with zero anesthesia, they poked and prodded inside my body for fun and to see what would happen. rape, concentration camps, those don't frighten me. if they did, would i post so much bullshit from california about trump? when they're literally rounding people up a few miles from me? if i so much as see the people who got me, i have gotten just enough medical training to do what they did to me back to them, only i will not even try to put everything back right. then i will break all their arms and legs and rape them worse than they did me.
i have never left canada or the united states. do not think what happened to me cannot happen to you. when the social contract breaks, it BREAKS.
now. every time i have sought help or justice, i have gotten fuck all. so explain if society (that includes all y'all fuckers) treats me like i'm worthless, i shouldn't drive everywhere drunk and try to kill y'all when i travel. it's a fair trade after all.
Let's just all kill each other until there's nothing left then. Fuck it. Nuke it all. It's a fair trade after all.
so you've got nothing, you just came to be a bully. got it. next time, engage your brain before opening your mouth.
Nah that's your role evidently.
if that is what you need to say to have a little self esteem, go for it. i've literally had worse. did you not read?
Yeah bro, I comment on Lemmy to gain self esteem, you got me. You've had it worse than everyone in the world and you're allowed to wish death and torture on everyone. I'm not stopping you. Go for it, dude.
oh wait i took a look, it looks like you came on lemmy to whine about how YOU have it worse than everyone in the world because your IUD hurt I am so sorry that my torture and rape invalidated your sore uterus
You had to really dig to find that info lol. Did you have fun?
dig? it was the first page. it took less than a minute. do you need some advil for your feefees?
I've got some extra Advil for your feefees, too!
It's still not funny.
it's easy to sit on a high horse when you've never been knocked down
Hey I get knocked down but I get up again.
nice to hear you had someone pick you up
They do that to everyone
She's the one who did the white supremacist propaganda ad, right?
Was it? It just seemed a dumb jeans/genes joke with an attractive woman to me, but then I'm not American and therefore obsessed with being one sixteenth Scottish or some nonsense.