196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances
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No wank? Sure, sure…
I've never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Semen is also not water soluble. Clogs your drains. I always remember because my neighboring university had to put out a pretty humorous notice about that to their dorm students.
I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?
Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stings
Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I'm surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I mean I'm not into it either but shower chairs aren't that expensive if you've got a kink
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I've never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn't realized until you said that.
you are making me nostalgic for the 3 years of my life i had privacy
kids man, they don't understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.
No kids for me! Snip snip!
I got a vasectomy because I don't want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.
(I'm kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don't want any more)
ha, a wise move indeed in these trying times. anyway, good luck to you friend!
I've never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
I'm circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
Kinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
Uncut here, never needed lube either.