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[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day's filth all over you?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

if all I did was sit at home all day, yeah I don't usually shower before bed

but most of the time it's both morning and night

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

If you're blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

When I lived in Texas the humidity made me so greasy I had to do both

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

Or after. I usually shower in the morning in summer and in the evening in winter.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I'll shower after, but then I'll usually forgo the next morning's shower... only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

And my hair looks awful without a shower

[–] versionc@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.

[–] Run_The_Jewels@lemmus.org 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Showering twice a day is unhealthy for your skin.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Congratulations you aren't as greasy as me. And don't bike everywhere