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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (6 children)

A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.

Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.

One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.

It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bet you had to guess how it went too

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 22 hours ago

Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.

Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everclear with Surge.

ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As dumbass college students, I'm betting they were thinking that everyone there could handle it, or not thinking at all. Never drank much before that, so being green with alcohol didn't help either.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

so being green with alcohol

everclear and surge will make lots of things green lol

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

We've been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

four loco

a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I've been drunker, I don't think I've ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it's dogshit

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

yeah their flavor profile seems to be "take something way too fucking far and then put a bunch of malt liquor in it"

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

You’d need to cut it a little heavier than 1:1 with the OJ for it to not be flammable.

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I've never had one before