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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Two 9’s, the pinnacle of reliability.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Five 9s with an 8 in front.