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Moving to rust (media.piefed.zip)

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 221 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.

[–] tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 67 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

3 billion

Devices Run Java

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Proof of stability!

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't you think, that's enough already?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

At least one to many in my opinion.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

And no more than that. There's a queue now...

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Except next to pools, no one should run there

[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 3 weeks ago

Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Not exactly the same thing, but…

https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Python, for badassness.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.