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Moving to rust (media.piefed.zip)
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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 111 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What did Rust do to FFmpeg to make them so mad lol

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, just realized what day it is

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

East Coast here, it's not even midnight for another 4 minutes!

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

The world doesnt only exist within the US timezone ;)

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But the message says it was sent on March 31st.

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Timezones, probably!

[–] kubica@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

They just were so fucking fast they posted to the past.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of April 1st posts seem to get made on March 31st and that includes from people in fairly western timezones, so I think they just get their post done the previous night, go to sleep, and let the chaos unravel.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I guess next year I'll have to post a joke just after midnight. I'll wake to find confusion and chaos.

Often we are not even included on maps.

[–] AudaciousArmadillo@piefed.blahaj.zone 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess not rust itself, but people telling them to switch to rust over and over again. They use a lot of assembly magic to get good performance, they aren't in C land.

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can embed Assembly in Rust. A lot of low-level Rust projects embed Assembly.

[–] three@piefed.social -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bro, just use Rust, bro.

We get it, Rust can suck your dick... and more!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The person behind their twitter account is a notorious shitter.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well

That checks out for xitter

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

did you know, in spain (or some regions thereof) the "x" is pronounced as sh