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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I want coffee in the morning I just fill my French press the night before with cold water.

And they’ve made drip coffee makers with timers for decades. No WiFi needed.

[–] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The whole point is to make it because I want to. As I said, I can just prepare my MoccaMaster the day before and the coffee will be one button press away in the morning.