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tech never works for long (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Why don't you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.