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How to negotiate with your cat (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@libretechni.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] X@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Step 0: You don’t. You are cat’s subject, all you ever were belonged to Cat when you were no more than a gleam in your parents’ eyes. “Negotiation” is devoid of meaning to you. You are perfectly happy.