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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

Sorry. I've sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit?

NSFL

Tap for spoiler

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

WHERE'D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?

[–] ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

That ain't NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 94 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

this is like, mildly strange at worst come on

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?

Like pennies with an additional musk.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

they just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Hey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

reverse unbirth vore

You mean giving birth?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

it's when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer

Life's pretty crazy ain't it

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 31 points 2 days ago

Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK

Sigh unzips

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Meh, that's mild by my standards

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Getting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sir i've gotten worse reviews of my profile pic

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but that's just a mildly yonic eye

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 21 points 2 days ago

Not the proudest one, but that wasn't even hard.

I've been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain't getting me with that weak shit.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 days ago

I have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times.

He now has two such pictures.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] techt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

honestly it could be a lot worse

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Lmfaooo this is so cursed

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I'm glad she got bottom surgery

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Kinda reminds me of a guy I know.