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[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I have done many, many things I regret, but the one I really dread being held in judgement against me in the Court of the Holy is the thing with the giant African ground snails. It seemed a great idea at the time, but what a terrible thing to do to someone. I was such an arsehole back then. Actually there's quite a long list of stuff. Maybe I should become Catholic, then I just say sorry and it's all good, right?

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf -3 points 1 day ago (6 children)

you have to confess and go through penance

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many shillings is that these days?

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