I want her to choke me
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I think I can do it
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one's perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let's see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
This is the way.
Now we're talking...
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It's actually very easy. Imma good boy
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
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