Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 5 days ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

An orange parrot?

[–] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

🥕 carrot

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact: carrots used to be purple!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Why did the supermarkets standardized on orange?

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

They also used to be whitish.